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Selected Qs&As

•Assuming this is Hell, does it mean the country where I come from is a heaven? Answer

• As my wife did not go-to-hell me but just get-lost-ed me, do I qualify for a Hell Citizen? Answer

• Does Hell Legislation allow Dual Citizenship? Answer

• Are you fooling me? That place does not look like Hell. Answer

All Qs and As

Referendums & Surveys

Following Polls are open:
• Do you think our country has to become a member of the United Nations? Vote...

• Shall we establish diplomatic relations with the United Nations Member States? Vote...

• What reason brought you here? Vote...

• Do we have to seize the territory of Nowhere and especially its middle? Vote...

• Would you sell your soul for Hell Citizenship? Vote...

Citizenship Newsletter

Once our Immigration Department gets operational in full, it will start issuing ID Cards and Passports to those of you who want to get Hell Citizenship. If you are interested, please subscribe to our Citizenship Newsletter, so that we can inform you when the time comes.

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