Dear Hellions,
The defense of your rights is of utmost importance to us. That's why we ordered our Hell Immigration Department to start preparation of issuing proper identification papers. We can assure you that they are doing their best in fulfilling this responsible assignment.
Unfortunately their "doing best" does not mean much. Sorry, but that is the quality of the human stuff we have at our disposal. It can't be helped. We can't even shout at them "Go to Hell!!". It's useless, you know.
So the only thing we manage to think up is following:
All of you, who want to get Hellion Citizenship, please subscribe to our Citizenship Newsletter below, so that we can let you know once the Immigration Department gets ready with Hellion Passports and ID Cards.
We hope it won't take the eternity, but one never knows.
Hell Administration